int0xication: live fast die young

efronsbutt:

i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

(via justan0rdinarygirl)

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Posted 23 hours ago
c1it: same
ni4llerz: yeahh Canadian money
I don't understand why people need drugs, when there's food.

(Source: fatcorgis, via keepingsmiles)

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Me:   Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher:   What for?
Me:   TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
namasteh: (by emily golitzin)